Bovine Free State Times

The BFST is a centrist arena for the slaughtering of sacred cows. Its purpose is to use satire to make clear the absurdity of many facets of the world that we live in. It exists to spread the memes of cheerful nihilism, which Lucky Strike believes is the only rational way to approach life on Earth. Email us abuse and/or suggestions at:

Location: New Zealand

A bipedal primate whose cognitive capacities are insuffient to answer the questions that are generated by life on Earth.

Monday, May 02, 2005




Anonymous Lindsay said...

The ads on this site lead to a site that has a map on it showing where to find the holy grail - of course I've already found it, so your dreams of boundless riches will all come crashing down.

5:16 PM  
Blogger Lucky Strike said...

The Holy Grail is a national treasure and as such is not permitted to leave New Zealand territory under any circumstances. You may have found a bottomless fount of Celtic Red, but be assured that if you try and smuggle the Holy Grail outside of New Zealand you will be put to the sword.

5:24 PM  

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